Lets make a to-do list

I don't update this as much as I should, and technically I'm talking to myself as nobody is reading this shit... so I'll spill my guts...

I'm in the Military. I Wanted to sign for 4 years but got sucked into a mandatory 6 for the particular career field I chose. I (for whatever reason, to be unsaid) washed out of that career field and mandatory retrained into another. I work on ejection seats for fighter aircraft. nuff said.

I will be leaving the military after my X years of honorable military service to do a list of things I feel are essential to a great well being

Marijuana
Bean Bag
CLEAN new Apartment
Coupe Leather Accord
College Education towards my degree in mind (private)
A great loving DOG, any breed, hopefully adopted.
A steady and building savings account
Have Visited at least 26/50 states, 2 mandatory being Alaska and Hawaii

A month of progress

I'm still drinking nightly, still smoking excessively... I'm exercising daily and supplementing myself nutritionally on a regular basis.  Only major factors left are smoking and drinking. I have chantix coming within a week and alcohol will be self-stopped on the same quit date. I'd explain my actions further at the moment but I'm so damn tired I struggling to type this small paragraph :(

I love the club trash look srs

coolest story bro

I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.