Lets make a to-do list

I don't update this as much as I should, and technically I'm talking to myself as nobody is reading this shit... so I'll spill my guts...

I'm in the Military. I Wanted to sign for 4 years but got sucked into a mandatory 6 for the particular career field I chose. I (for whatever reason, to be unsaid) washed out of that career field and mandatory retrained into another. I work on ejection seats for fighter aircraft. nuff said.

I will be leaving the military after my X years of honorable military service to do a list of things I feel are essential to a great well being

Marijuana
Bean Bag
CLEAN new Apartment
Coupe Leather Accord
College Education towards my degree in mind (private)
A great loving DOG, any breed, hopefully adopted.
A steady and building savings account
Have Visited at least 26/50 states, 2 mandatory being Alaska and Hawaii

A month of progress

I'm still drinking nightly, still smoking excessively... I'm exercising daily and supplementing myself nutritionally on a regular basis.  Only major factors left are smoking and drinking. I have chantix coming within a week and alcohol will be self-stopped on the same quit date. I'd explain my actions further at the moment but I'm so damn tired I struggling to type this small paragraph :(

I love the club trash look srs

coolest story bro

I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

Holy SHIT

Check this ****ed up **** out. My buddy went to Europe for two weeks and hired this stoner bitch to watch his Border Colie for him. The dog was old and needed to be walked and fed and loved. Anyway, he comes home and his dog is ****ing GONE!! He asks the stoner hippy bitch what happened and she breaks down crying and tells him this story!!

She said that she walked in one afternoon to feed Zeke, and found him laying dead on the kitchen floor. She called the Vet and asked what to do and they told her fo $500.00 they'd pickup poor Zeke and dispose of him. She said she didn't have $500 and started bawling. The Vet say's bring the dog down here and we'll do it for $100. Well, the broke ass bitch doesn't even have a car so she throws the dog in a ****ing suitcase and jumps on the L-train to take it in.

As she's goin down there she starts crying on the train. This Black dude comes up and asks her if she's allright. She doesn't want to admit she's got a dead dog in a suitcase so she tells him her boyfriend just broke up with her and she's upset. Then, the doors open at a stop and the bastard grabs the suitcase from her and RUNS OFF THE TRAIN!!! WTF??!! Do you believe that ****!!?? He gets away Scott free with Zekes rotting assed carcass.

My Buddies not sure he believes her but MAN!!! Who could make that **** up?!

The Sunday blues...

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So you want to date a stripper?

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What a week

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